cameras, either on or off, still don’t have eyelids

I wonder

sudden bout of apathy

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great
Rap Game Spud Webb. He still be dunkin’ his nuts in these hoes mouth.

tru

i cant believe lil b is 5’6”

never defend shitnerds

dingus

cognitivedissonance:

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

Yep.

yo-dawg-nice:

doctor who more like doctor poo

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OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET’S SEE YOU TRY TO COME BACK FROM THAT ONE DOCTOR POO FANDOM

i got bad credit but my cash is good

BURURURURURU

koobaxion:

vyktorkun:

illegalperson:

im illegalizing straight marriage

a) The word “illegalize” does not exist within the English language, to make something illegal is called “criminalizing” it, legalizing it means to turn something illegal into a legal action

b) Fuck you

im criminalizing straight marriage

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME