chongoblog:

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

You guys know I can’t risk something like this. The stakes are too high.

cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs

nanamukuro:

Aries: dirt pile

Taurus: memer

Gemini: nerdlord

Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord

Leo: feisty young’n

Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric

Libra: anime trash

Scorpion: le hawt nb yaoiz partner

Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD

Capricorn: the coolest cat around

Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck

Pisces: avril lavigne fan

welcome to   M I N D  J A I L  loser

odo is literally ……..slime man

frendaseivelun:

fruitsoftheweb:

Simulation of meshed gummybears using the Discrete Element Method.

enter the    B E A R    C U B E 

pixel lil b’s

remember the dickbutt in a clockwork orange?

got that commodore 64 with 56k shawty

notkatniss:

this is the most important video in existence 

i tried to explain ed, edd, n eddy to my grandma when i was like 8 years old and she responded with “scam is a bad word”

boone but dale gribble

sublimesublemon:

baptisms:

*picks you up for prom in an evangelion unit* 

haha your mom had to give you a ride what a loser

this is so garbage